About Michael Edwards...
(An excerpt from The Obscene Chronicles)
NAME: Michael Edwards
STATS: Born 1974, 6 foot, 190 pounds, brown hair, blue eyes.
CURRENT HOME: St. Louis, Missouri
EDUCATION: Bachelor of Science
STATUS: Divorced (a.k.a. Single Again)
LOST IT: Age 15
NUMBER OF WOMEN: More than you, less than Wilt
Chamberlain.
WIERDEST PLACE TO HAVE HAD SEX: A church parking lot.
SIZE OF PORN COLLECTION: Three shoeboxes full and the one
in the DVD player.
DRINK OF CHOICE: Budlight or Captain n’Coke
FAVORITE KIND OF MUSIC: Rap and Hip Hop
SELF-DESCRIBED: Open-minded, smart-ass, confident, driven,
organized (neat freak), fit, outgoing, funny,“glass is half full”type
of
guy.
LIKES: Women, writing, martial arts, blowing money, drinking
beer, watching TV, and working out.
DISLIKES: Dirt, dust, ring around the toilet, sloppy unorganized
mother fuckers, women with
afros (downstairs), and player-haters.
IDEAL WOMAN: Open-minded, positive attitude, wild, honest,
fit, loyal, outgoing, and of
course, SMOKIN’! And umm… bisexual is a real plus too. Extra bonus
points if she already has
a girlfriend!!
MOTTO TO LIVE BY: “It seemed like a good idea at the
time.”
In your group of friends do you have that “one guy”that things
just seem to happen to? He’s
the guy that always seems to have all the great sex stories and dates the
hot chicks. He’s the guy
that just seems to have a natural skill with women, and the guy others live
vicariously through.
If you do, then you sort of already know Mike. His story is that of one who
has been successful,
right from the very beginning.
By the time he entered college at age 18, he had been with his share of women.
In fact, way
more than his share. College, specifically fraternity life, became a whole
new playground for
Mike. But he soon realized that he was more or less alone in his conquest.
Most of the older
brothers seemed to lack the ambition, drive, and knowledge that Mike had.
He began to wonder
if his knowledge would go to waste, or if he would ever truly have a “wingman.”
While in Panama City on spring break, a young novice stepped to the plate,
Adam Steele.
Mike instantly realized that Adam was an untapped resource. He had much potential,
but just
needed a little bit of guidance, much like Luke Skywalker before he learned
about The Force. It
was there in Panama City that Mike took Adam under his wing.
As the years went by Mike and Adam’s adventures snowballed. Along the
way they picked
up a third partner in crime, Roger Cameron, who had joined the fraternity
a year behind Adam.
Roger had, in a sense, become Adam’s apprentice, much as Adam was once
Mike’s.
Mike always seems to find a way to get in precarious situations with women.
In most cases,
he ends up scoring with them. Although, this has occasionally led to some
really pissed-off
women, and maybe even a psycho bitch or two. Mike has a lot of the wild sex
stories in this book.
Most of them show his mastery of the game, some are just unbelievable, but
all are damn funny.
If you asked Mike how he got into these situations in the first place, he’d
just say “It seemed like
a good idea at the time.”
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