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Below you will find a few hilarious samples from The Obscene Chronicles, as well as some great stories submitted by our guests. We hope that by reading them it will entice you enough to be so kind as to pull out your credit or debit card and order a copy of the book. We GUARANTEE that you will laugh your ass off or we will give you your money back! This book makes a great gift, and an interesting conversation piece. Its also a great way to pass the time while sitting on the shitter.

Also, if you have a great story, send it to us! We will post it on the website and your story may even appear in our sequel!

  
  Be careful, you'll lose your appetite if you read this one!   An excerpt from The Obscene Chronicles.
  Uh...use your imagination on this one.   An excerpt from The Obscene Chronicles.
  Lucky bastard! This one sounds like its straight out of Penthouse Forum.   An excerpt from The Obscene Chronicles.
  Combat strategies for pimps in training.   An excerpt from The Obscene Chronicles.
  Ladies pay attention!   An excerpt from The Obscene Chronicles.
  Useful tips for drunken idiots.   An excerpt from The Obscene Chronicles.
  You're never gonna believe this. Some chick shit on his floor!!!!   An excerpt from The Obscene Chronicles.
  An analysis of this strange phenomenon that overcomes women.   An excerpt from The Obscene Chronicles.
  A listing of the entire table of contents of The Obscene Chronicles.   An excerpt from The Obscene Chronicles.
  The origins of a freak   Submitted by Amanda, St. Louis, Missouri
  An interesting way to drive a stick shift   Submitted by Rose, St. Louis, Missouri
  Adventures with foriegn pussy   Submitted by Dug Holes, St. Louis, Missouri
         
     

More stories coming soon!

If you've got a good one, tell us!

We may even post it on the website. Or better yet, if our lazy asses ever get around to writing a sequel, maybe we'll include you as a guest author in our next book. Just click the link on the right to submit your obscene tale. You may either write it directly in the email, or attach it as a Word document. Either way, we want to hear it and share it with the world!