THE DEBAUCHERY BEGINS
Guilty Parties
Michael Edwards
Adam Steele
Roger Cameron
Crime Scenes
Eviction for Fornication
Rigging the Contest
Arrested in P.C.
The Game
The Force
There's No Time!
Prank Wars
Adam Strikes Back
The Return of Rumpy

MEN VS. WOMEN
High Maintenance vs. Low Maintenance Women
A Bad Reputation Is a Good Reputation
Sorority Chicks
Steele Brings Sorority Sister to Her Knees
Women Who Have No Friends
Women Who Get No Attention
So, You're a Bisexual, Huh?
Steak and B.J. Day
The Long Shot
Sex vs. Relationships
The Simple Truth About Men
The Fine Art of Using a Razor
Clueless Men
Psycho Bitches
The Canned Food Confrontation
The Longest Mile
Bachelor vs. Bachelorette Parties
The Bachelorette Deception
Nasty Chicks
Gone Hoggin' in Panama City
90 Yards
Pimp Juice
Sympathy Sex
The Simple Truth About Women
Making It Last

RULES TO LIVE BY AND TRICKS OF THE TRADE
Rule Number One
Put Yourself in a Position to Succeed
Never Leave Your Wingman
Bros' Before Hos'
Have a Protected Roster
Don’t be a Cock-Blocker
Don’t be a Player-Hater
Turn on the Laydar
Your Radar Screen
Always Carry the Essentials
Dress to Impress
Be the Party
Stacking the Deck
Show Confidence
It's All About the Details
Understanding Body Language
Find Out Her Name First
Memorize Her Name
How to Find Out Her Name…Again
Test the Waters First
Don’t Use Pick-Up Lines
Let Her Do the Talking
Don’t Blow Your Wad Too Soon
Make Her Laugh
Don’t Suck Your Own Dick, Even if You Can
Always Stop at the Climax
Don’t Be a Fucking Puppy Dog
The Dance Floor Myth
Using Hand Signals
The Scouting Mission
The Bombing Mission
The Recon Mission
The Sniper Mission
Running Interference
Abort Mission
Calling for Back Up
Eject! Eject!
Crashed and Burned
Always Have a Back-Up Plan
Always Have an Escape Plan
Cover Your Trail
It Didn’t Happen Until You Tell Someone
De-Girfriendize Your Place
Re-Girlfriendize Your Place
Technological Terror
Staying Out of Friend Land
Establishing Regulars
Managing Your Stovetop
The Ex Factor
Strip Club Etiquette 101
Dating a Dancer
Picking up a Dancer
How to Get Your Woman in a Three-way
Group Sex Etiquette 101
Swinger Etiquette 101
Graduation

SEX
Twenty Minutes to Sex
The Vietnamese 500
High Five's from Opposite Ends
Special Delivery
The Niagara Syndrome
Is It Time for Round Five?
Three's Company
The Crowded Hot Tub
The Boogie Nights Crew
Pimpin' Ain't Easy

RANDOM ACTS OF STUPIDITY
Sobriety Can Make You Stupid
How to Get Evicted- A Step-by-Step Guide
The Element of Surprise
Penis Promptly Penalized per Pee Pee Patrol
Dictation

SEX GONE WRONG
Oops! I Lost My Gum
Messy Midget Mayhem
The Spandex Chastity Belt
What Kinda Bitches You Bringin' Home
Frustration and Menstruation
And the Cradle Will Rock
Me, Myself, and Bob
The Thanksgiving Nightmare
Vacation Souvenirs
Shit Happens
There She Blows Act I
There She Blows Act II
There She Blows Act III

THE OBSCENE CONCLUSION