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"Three's Company"

......On the way home they were making out with each other as I drove. I had a two-seater at the time, so we were sitting three across. I didn’t know if I should hurry home, or slow down and enjoy the show. What a dilemma to be in. I couldn’t stand the anticipation of what was going to happen next, so I decided to hurry my ass home.
Just before we got back to my place, Kitten wanted me to stop at the grocery store so she could pick up a few things. Screw the grocery store, I want to get home! But she assured me I’d be glad I did and to “trust her.”
When we got to the store she insisted that I stay in the car with Sara and that she would be right back. She then told Sara to “take care” of me while she was gone. The next thing I know, Sara is kissing me as Kitten walks away watching with a smile. She soon returned with a small bag and we were on our way. Sara continued to kiss my neck as I drove.
Once we arrived back at my place they immediately took me to my bedroom. They had me sit on the bed as they turned off the lights and began to undress each other. I could still see pretty well from the light coming through the window, and man was it a show! As they undressed each other they kissed and fondled one another. Kitten stuck her finger inside Sara, and she let out a soft little moan of pleasure. Kitten then took that same finger and stuck it into Sara’s mouth. The entire time I watched this show, the two of them had their eyes fixed on mine, as if to see what kind of reaction they were getting. Hell, if they wanted to see a reaction they only needed to look a couple feet below my eyes.
They came over to the bed and worked as the best tag-team you’ve ever seen. One kissed me while the other was undressing me, and then they would switch roles. My mind was going in a thousand directions. I wish I had a camera! I can’t wait to tell someone about this! Don’t cum before they do! And finally: I’m gonna score with two chicks, this rules!
Before I knew it they had me on my back, with one sitting on my face while the other went down on me. Sara started grinding on my tongue, slowly at first, but then sped up to a nice little pace. It kind of hurt my nose for a second, but I sure as hell wasn’t going to say anything. Sara then slid down by Kitten and began tonguing my shaft as Kitten worked on the head. It was the best damn double blowjob I ever had. Hell, it was the only double blowjob I ever had, but who was counting?
This went on for a few minutes, and then suddenly Kitten stopped and reached for something on the floor. I began to get worried. Was she was reaching for her clothes? Had she changed her mind? Was she planning to leave? Then, the scene from Basic Instinct flashed through my head, and not the “beaver shot” either. Was I going to get an Ice Pick in the head while getting head? What a way to go. I’d like to see my old man try to explain that one at my funeral. After all, I’d only known her for a couple weeks, maybe she was psycho???
As she brought her hand above the bed I saw the end of a blunt object. It was metal, it was shiny, it was about nine inches long, it was…it was… a can of whipped cream??? Oh yeah, we stopped at the grocery store on the way here. I’d forgotten all about that. This just went from great to OUTSTANDING in a hurry! I will never look at a banana split the same way again.
She sprayed the whipped cream on my “banana” and once again played the “Meet Me in the Middle” game with Sara. I knew it was only a matter of minutes before I was going to explode, so I had to stop them. I mean, what kind of impression would that have made if I came before we even had sex? Besides, I wasn’t sure if I would get this opportunity again, so I was going to make the most of it.
I sat up and told Sara to lie down. Kitten knew exactly what to do. She moved to the top of the bed and lowered herself onto Sara’s face as I went down on her. That way I could calm down while giving Sara the tongue-thrashing of her life. Well, maybe not “of her life,” but I was working it pretty good either way.
While I was down there I was watching Kitten, and she was loving it! She was sitting on Sara’s mouth while facing me. She had her head tilted back, her eyes closed, and she was moaning with pleasure as she played with her clit. She must have felt me looking at her, because within seconds she had her eyes locked on mine while she continued to finger herself. Talk about “fuck me eyes!” I fell in love lust almost immediately.
Kitten then leaned towards me, grabbed my hair, and pulled me towards her for a kiss. She licked Sara’s juices off my mouth, commenting on how good they tasted. The next thing I know, she gets off Sara’s face and spins around next to me. We pushed Sara’s legs open wide and both began going down on her little shaved pussy at the same time. Talk about a bonding experience; what better way to bring a couple together than to eat some pussy together? Kitten then broke out the whipped cream again. You would think she worked at Dairy Queen the way she worked that can.

Kitten was really starting to get into it. She was tonguing Sara’s cunt like a snake, so I moved aside and let the woman work. Sara was becoming increasingly louder, and since I’m such a considerate neighbor, I thought I should do something about it. So for the sake of my neighbors and their good night’s rest, I did what any man in my situation would do. You guessed it—right in her mouth. I mean come on; you wish you had a neighbor as considerate as me.....

 

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